why do boys/men have such an issue with aim? And to clarify further why does the issue with aim seem to only affect them around toilets? Like, for instance, my husband, (who will probably want to kill me for this, but it's OK honey it affects ALL men, not just you!) he can aim a golf ball at a hole that is yards and yards and yards away. He can get pretty damn near that hole and usually on the first try. I've heard tales of a time or two when he has gotten it the first time. And yet...with penis in hand, the art of aim eludes him. I just. don't. get. it. My young and sweet son is much the same. As are most men in the world. I've been into men's rooms before- out of pure necessity and maybe a little morbid curiosity, not for some hanky panky. And WHO would go into a men's room for hanky panky anyways? Just, ICK! After venturing into a men's room I found an interesting thing out. Did you know that at stadiums and large facilities of the like, they have a trough-like contraption for the men to pee in? AND THEY USE IT. Can you imagine the horror if they tried this in the women's room? The line could be a mile long and I still would wait for a stall. I don't think there is any amount of desperation that would even make me think about trough use.
I think the trough was invented because it is easier to aim into. That's my guess. Because apparently the standard toilet is too damn small.
Toilet-cleaning Thursday was obviously no fun this week. No fun at all. Just, ICK.
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Oh my! Yep, you'll be in trouble later on! hehe
I guess the aim issue is one that will be an enigma to women for eons to come!
Call me a totally selfish mom, but I taught J to sit down when he pees at home. He knows it's ok to stand anywhere else, but Mama doesn't clean pee off the floor/toilet/wall.
I grew up with 2 older brothers who never knew how to aim. It is always such a disgusting thing.
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